what would you feel if you are being stalked by 2 chics chicken and 1 gay?

this post is dedicated to the guy who’s been stalked by chics and gays. LOL

Zam “painkiller” Hizami

aku dapat surat dari allianz bank hari ni.

We are sorry to inform that the application for your Ikea credit card has been rejected at the moment. Please bla bla bla….

wtf? oi bank! aku nak beli gobok je la syaitan! celaka haram jadah.. mentang2 gaji aku kecik.

nanti la kalau aku dah kaya ko melutut suruh aku amik kad ko.

*merajuk dan masuk tido*

Zam “painkiller” Hizami

apa bende yang lagi sendat dari sardin dalam tin?

jawapannya…. jeng jeng jeng…. (click at “read more” to reveal the answer)
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found this ad when i was waiting for the bus earlier today:

so, anyone interested to find some “soulmate” without much hassle? XD XD

Zam “painkiller” Hizami

hey fellas.

although we had past through middle of january 2010, i think (and hope) it is still not too late for me to share a bit about my 2009 experience and hope for the year 2010.

2009 has been a great year for me. to summarize 2009 was a blast… and hopefully same thing will happens in 2010.

I would like to share with you some of the things that i done in 2009:

1. Secure a permanent position with my current company as a network engineer (although I haven’t finish off my degree )

2. Settled off the installment of my bike

3.  Traveling to lots of new places (nature of my work requires me to do so)

4. Scored A for my final year project

5. Bought myself a lot of stuffs.. for example my current phone and my mac mini

6. Able to help my family (just a lil bit) in terms of financial

7. Loose 10 kgs in 3 months, although I’m getting back to my normal shape now

My 2010 resolution:

1. Finish off my degree + CCNA

2. Kick-off my own business

3. Stop smoking

4. Loose a lot of kgs

5. Start a healthy lifestyle (more physical and outdoor activities)

6. Start to make big bucks!

7. Pimp my bike *on the way!* =D

8. To find  someone who can accept and love me for who I am, and what I do (aka my true soulmate :p)

My 2010 wishlist:

1. Nokia N900

2. Dell Inspiron Mini 10v with 2 GB of RAM + hacked with mac os X =  ”home-made” apple netbook

3. iMac i7 *drool*

4. A car – a 1991 toyota corolla SEG modded with a toyota blacktop engine and with nice cosmetic accessories

5. A new bike? XD

6. Masaki matsushima MF1112 spectacles with transition lense

7. Holiday with my best buddies (anybody heard “Phuket”? )

What is your 2009 achievement and 2010 resolution? Mind to share with me?

Zam “painkiller” Hizami

last night as I was waiting for my aniki to fetch my from lrt station kelana jaya, i stumbled upon this sign at the parking space in front of the station:

suddenly, my mind flows into some maths theory which I learnt in my school years. I’m sure you guys still remember “Penakulan Mantik” or “Inductive Reasoning” right?

Let me quote from the statement from the sign above:

Orang Kurang Upaya dan Kakitangan RapidKL Sahaja

So, from statement above we can deduce it into 2 premises:

Premise 1: Orang Kurang Upaya

Premise 2: Kakitangan RapidKL Sahaja

Eventually, based on inductive reasoning we can make this conclusion:

Premise 1: Orang Kurang Upaya

Premise 2: Kakitangan RapidKL Sahaja

Conclusion: Kakitangan RapidKL adalah Orang Kurang Upaya Sahaja.

Wahahahaha…. I dun have friends working with RapidKL rite? XD *cabut*

P/S: I know my maths sux big time, dont remind me on that please =P

hey fellas!

forgive me for leaving this blog unattended for so long. caught up with work (yeah lame excuse i know) and some stuffs that i dont have the time (malas actually ) to update the blog.

what happened between the time? well.. it was holiday mood few weeks back so most of the time I “bermalas-malasan” at home or with fwens only

currently i don’t have bike so im kinda patah kaki… and I hate public transport so much!! it’s expensive, slow and inefficient! why bother taking public transport if its more economical and practical to take your car or bike to work? Damn it..

please pray so that i get my “rajin-ness” back and i can update my blog. at least there’s few updates including one technical report that i can share with you guys. i’ll try my best to update but until then, stay tuned!

Love,
Zam “painkiller” Hizami

hey fellas.

I hope its not to late for me to wish all my friends, family and the blog visitors a happy new year 2010. May 2010 brings hope, peace and wealth to all of us!

How was your 2009? I had an awesome 2009 and I’m looking forward for a great new year 2010

painkiller