hafretz birthday was on last Tuesday, 11 Feb.
so to celebrate this “special occasion”, we (me n joehans of rotationperminute) decided to belanja him makan at lookup point Ampang. it was a nice evening until it rains heavily. it was so heavy till we literally can’t see the view of KL anymore.
we sat at one of the platform of the restaurant. and the platform’s “bumbung” was made of cheap plastic. as it was pouring rain, we can see that the “bumbung” is not holding up to the pouring water very well as it started to get some shapes out of the rain. anyway, we ignored it and waited for our food and have a nice chit chat here n there, until hafretz speaks up his mind..
Hafretz: Dude, jom la tukar tempat. Ko tengok bumbung tu dah bertakung air.
Me: Chill la. Taakan roboh punya bumbung tu. Paranoid la ko ni.
Jow: Tu la Hafretz. Chill la.
As he fails to convinced us to change our table, he was looking very furious as he’s monitoring the “bumbung” shape all the time. And he speaks again..
Hafretz: Dude, bumbung tu dah takung air gila babi dow. Jom arr tukar table.
Me: Ala bro, no worries la.. taakan roboh bumbung tu. That’s newton’s 2nd law la. For every action there is reaction equal n opposite. Right now bumbung tu kene weight air, pasal tu dia melengkung. Jap lagi ok la tu.
Hafretz: Kepala hotak kau. Air bertakung dah boleh buat kolam jow mandi kot.
Jow: Siot ko apis. Rilex ah.
Jow’s char kuey teow arrived. As jow’s digging to his food, me joining in and kacau his kuey teow a bit. Hafretz looking really-really furious (ie tak sedap duduk). then suddenly..
Hafretz: LARIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!! *lari mcm lipas kudung*
Jow: ARGHHHH!!!! *started to lari after hafretz’s, around 2 second later*
Me: Huh? Was digging in to the char kuey teow n makan without any doubt *bangun n joined them around 10 seconds later*
The roof feel off. Fortunately it only felt on 1 side of the dining area so nothing happens to us. Hafretz started to membebel..
Hafretz: Tu la aku dah cakap. Kan dah roboh. Nasib baik takde pape.
Jow: Apis, aku nak mengucapkan terima kasih kepada ko. 23 tahun aku mencari makna lipas kudung. Baru hari ni aku jumpa.
Me: Apa makna yg ko paham bro?
Jow: Lipas kudung – tindakan hafretz melarikan diri setelah melihat bumbung jatuh.
So kids, moral of the story is… jangan teragak-agak untuk mendengar kata kata amaran hafretz walaupun beliau agak paranoid, sometimes =P
anyway, happy birthday hafretz!
here’s some pix of the fallen roof:
sorry for the blurry image as that’s the best camera we have that time =P
zam “painkiller” hizami


hahahahaa!!! best siot!!!!!
hahhaah..tu name nye degil + sengal