cool huh? this is a “im sorry” card from Enzy. Is there any geekier way to say im sorry? hehe 
p/s: in case you wondered, Ctrl+Z is a keyboard combination for “undo” command used in windows and linux application. the equivalent keyboard combination for mac os x is Apple+Z
Zam “painkiller” Hizami
hafretz birthday was on last Tuesday, 11 Feb.
so to celebrate this “special occasion”, we (me n joehans of rotationperminute) decided to belanja him makan at lookup point Ampang. it was a nice evening until it rains heavily. it was so heavy till we literally can’t see the view of KL anymore.
we sat at one of the platform of the restaurant. and the platform’s “bumbung” was made of cheap plastic. as it was pouring rain, we can see that the “bumbung” is not holding up to the pouring water very well as it started to get some shapes out of the rain. anyway, we ignored it and waited for our food and have a nice chit chat here n there, until hafretz speaks up his mind..
Hafretz: Dude, jom la tukar tempat. Ko tengok bumbung tu dah bertakung air.
Me: Chill la. Taakan roboh punya bumbung tu. Paranoid la ko ni.
Jow: Tu la Hafretz. Chill la.
As he fails to convinced us to change our table, he was looking very furious as he’s monitoring the “bumbung” shape all the time. And he speaks again..
Hafretz: Dude, bumbung tu dah takung air gila babi dow. Jom arr tukar table.
Me: Ala bro, no worries la.. taakan roboh bumbung tu. That’s newton’s 2nd law la. For every action there is reaction equal n opposite. Right now bumbung tu kene weight air, pasal tu dia melengkung. Jap lagi ok la tu.
Hafretz: Kepala hotak kau. Air bertakung dah boleh buat kolam jow mandi kot.
Jow: Siot ko apis. Rilex ah.
Jow’s char kuey teow arrived. As jow’s digging to his food, me joining in and kacau his kuey teow a bit. Hafretz looking really-really furious (ie tak sedap duduk). then suddenly..
Hafretz: LARIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!! *lari mcm lipas kudung*
Jow: ARGHHHH!!!! *started to lari after hafretz’s, around 2 second later*
Me: Huh? Was digging in to the char kuey teow n makan without any doubt *bangun n joined them around 10 seconds later*
The roof feel off. Fortunately it only felt on 1 side of the dining area so nothing happens to us. Hafretz started to membebel..
Hafretz: Tu la aku dah cakap. Kan dah roboh. Nasib baik takde pape.
Jow: Apis, aku nak mengucapkan terima kasih kepada ko. 23 tahun aku mencari makna lipas kudung. Baru hari ni aku jumpa.
Me: Apa makna yg ko paham bro?
Jow: Lipas kudung – tindakan hafretz melarikan diri setelah melihat bumbung jatuh.
So kids, moral of the story is… jangan teragak-agak untuk mendengar kata kata amaran hafretz walaupun beliau agak paranoid, sometimes =P
anyway, happy birthday hafretz!
here’s some pix of the fallen roof:
sorry for the blurry image as that’s the best camera we have that time =P
zam “painkiller” hizami
mak aih.. lama sungguh aku tak update blog. i will be back! =P
zam “painkiller” hizami
what would you feel if you are being stalked by 2 chics chicken and 1 gay?
this post is dedicated to the guy who’s been stalked by chics and gays. LOL
Zam “painkiller” Hizami
aku dapat surat dari allianz bank hari ni.
We are sorry to inform that the application for your Ikea credit card has been rejected at the moment. Please bla bla bla….
wtf? oi bank! aku nak beli gobok je la syaitan! celaka haram jadah.. mentang2 gaji aku kecik.
nanti la kalau aku dah kaya ko melutut suruh aku amik kad ko.
*merajuk dan masuk tido*
Zam “painkiller” Hizami
apa bende yang lagi sendat dari sardin dalam tin?
jawapannya…. jeng jeng jeng…. (click at “read more” to reveal the answer)
Read more…
found this ad when i was waiting for the bus earlier today:
so, anyone interested to find some “soulmate” without much hassle? XD XD
Zam “painkiller” Hizami
hey fellas.
although we had past through middle of january 2010, i think (and hope) it is still not too late for me to share a bit about my 2009 experience and hope for the year 2010.
2009 has been a great year for me. to summarize 2009 was a blast… and hopefully same thing will happens in 2010.
I would like to share with you some of the things that i done in 2009:
1. Secure a permanent position with my current company as a network engineer (although I haven’t finish off my degree
)
2. Settled off the installment of my bike
3. Traveling to lots of new places (nature of my work requires me to do so)
4. Scored A for my final year project
5. Bought myself a lot of stuffs.. for example my current phone and my mac mini
6. Able to help my family (just a lil bit) in terms of financial
7. Loose 10 kgs in 3 months, although I’m getting back to my normal shape now
My 2010 resolution:
1. Finish off my degree + CCNA
2. Kick-off my own business
3. Stop smoking
4. Loose a lot of kgs
5. Start a healthy lifestyle (more physical and outdoor activities)
6. Start to make big bucks!
7. Pimp my bike *on the way!* =D
8. To find someone who can accept and love me for who I am, and what I do (aka my true soulmate :p)
My 2010 wishlist:
1. Nokia N900
2. Dell Inspiron Mini 10v with 2 GB of RAM + hacked with mac os X = ”home-made” apple netbook
3. iMac i7 *drool*
4. A car – a 1991 toyota corolla SEG modded with a toyota blacktop engine and with nice cosmetic accessories
5. A new bike? XD
6. Masaki matsushima MF1112 spectacles with transition lense
7. Holiday with my best buddies (anybody heard “Phuket”?
What is your 2009 achievement and 2010 resolution? Mind to share with me?
Zam “painkiller” Hizami
last night as I was waiting for my aniki to fetch my from lrt station kelana jaya, i stumbled upon this sign at the parking space in front of the station:
suddenly, my mind flows into some maths theory which I learnt in my school years. I’m sure you guys still remember “Penakulan Mantik” or “Inductive Reasoning” right?
Let me quote from the statement from the sign above:
Orang Kurang Upaya dan Kakitangan RapidKL Sahaja
So, from statement above we can deduce it into 2 premises:
Premise 1: Orang Kurang Upaya
Premise 2: Kakitangan RapidKL Sahaja
Eventually, based on inductive reasoning we can make this conclusion:
Premise 1: Orang Kurang Upaya
Premise 2: Kakitangan RapidKL Sahaja
Conclusion: Kakitangan RapidKL adalah Orang Kurang Upaya Sahaja.
Wahahahaha…. I dun have friends working with RapidKL rite? XD *cabut*
hey fellas!
forgive me for leaving this blog unattended for so long. caught up with work (yeah lame excuse i know) and some stuffs that i dont have the time (malas actually ) to update the blog.
what happened between the time? well.. it was holiday mood few weeks back so most of the time I “bermalas-malasan” at home or with fwens only
currently i don’t have bike so im kinda patah kaki… and I hate public transport so much!! it’s expensive, slow and inefficient! why bother taking public transport if its more economical and practical to take your car or bike to work? Damn it..
please pray so that i get my “rajin-ness” back and i can update my blog. at least there’s few updates including one technical report that i can share with you guys. i’ll try my best to update but until then, stay tuned!
Love,
Zam “painkiller” Hizami